Thursday, May 30, 2013

Top Ten Picks From the Name a Crazy Magic Item Contest - Help Us Choose 3 Winners!

There are too many awesome choices for the "Name a Crazy Magic Item" contest for me to pick just three - so I'm picking ten favorites and letting y'all vote over the next two days to choose the top three (voting will end sometime Saturday night). You vote by indicating up to three favorites as a comment on this post.

I'm not including names of the entrants on this post to make the voting more for the item name and not the name of the entrant, but if you feel a need to know, you can always search the comments for the original post.

Top Ten Crazy Magic Items, in no particular order:

1 - The-cloak-that-weeps

2 - Olisbos of Venca (name changed to protect the non-OGL proper name)

3 - Oscillating Protuberance Magnifier

4 - Marshmallow of Desire

5 - Ogre Boots of Foul Smelling Fungal Excretion

6 - Abelard's Magnificent Traveling Pants

7 - Burgulcut's Belt of Basic Badassery

8 - The Stone of Dentistry

9 - Erik's Tankard of Backwash

10 - Portable Beach

I'll award a random voted a $5 RPGNow GC just for playing ;)

33 comments:

  1. The Cloak that Weeps.

    Mainly because I'm curious as hell as to what it would do and how it would work!

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  2. 5 - Ogre Boots of Foul Smelling Fungal Excretion

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  3. Abelard's Magnificent Traveling Pants

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  4. 10, the Portable Beach, all the way.

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    1. Amongst the Catfolk of Tralamar, this is known as the Portable Litter-box.

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  5. The Cloak that Weeps-no one can see you, but they can hear the sobbing. (My guess)

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    1. Well since the newest trend is Chicago voting, my other two votes are for Oscillating Protuberance Magnifier & Burgulcut's Belt of Basic Badassery.

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  6. Marshmallow of Desire or Portable Beach for the practical applications inherent in both.

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  7. I like this one best:

    Burgulcut's Belt of Basic Badassery

    Rescue the item from a bumbling Nelwyn!

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  8. The three I like the most are: The-cloak-that-weeps, Abelard's Magnificent Traveling Pants, and Portable Beach.

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  9. We can pick three, right?

    I'm most intrigued and amused by The-cloak-that-weeps, Abelard's Magnificent Traveling Pants, and Burgulcut's Belt of Basic Badassery.

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  10. Marshmallow of Desire, Portable Beach and Abelard's Magnificent Traveling Pants for the win.

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  11. 3 - Oscillating Protuberance Magnifier

    1 - The-cloak-that-weeps

    7 - Burgulcut's Belt of Basic Badassery

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  12. In my humble opinion;
    Bestest: 3- Oscillating Protuberance Magnifier
    2nd. Best- The Cloak That Weeps
    And lastly- Portable Beach

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  13. I find The Stone of Dentistry funny as hell.

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  14. The-cloak-that-weeps

    Oscilating Protuberance Magnifier

    Burgulcut's Belt of Basic Badassery

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  15. Most of the others I can guess at a cool in-game purpose, but I want to see how you implement the Stone of Dentistry.

    Sounds utterly mundane, but that makes it potentially awesome.

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    1. -Place stone on firm surface.
      -Apply afflicted tooth to Stone of Dentistry.
      -Apply force in a sudden and hopefully surprising manner.
      -Repeat as necessary.

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  16. 6. When do we get to describe the effects of the item?

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  17. My vote goes to #1, 2 and 10!

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  18. I vote for 4 - Mashmallow of Desire

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  19. I have to go with the marshmallow of desire, followed by the portable beach (I need one of those right now), and closed by Burgulcut's Belt of Basic Badassery (don't know what it does but I want one).

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