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Saturday, January 16, 2016

More "Whit" Whitman Witticisms - Traveller Pilot MAY Be a Go - or No


God bless the fine folks that belly up to The Tavern's bar. No less than 3 people sent me Ken / Whit / The Deceiver's latest update from the Spinward Traveller (T.V. Pilot) by d20 Entertainment (remember, D20 Entertainment does no exist - you gotta love the mind of Whitman)

Here we go. Hold on to your hats, it will be a bumpy ride:
The Traveller Pitch to the networksPosted by d20 Entertainment
                                                    For backers only 
Hey everyone, we are very close to having our Traveller TV Show picked up.  Or not. But we are in the final weeks of negotiations.  I can't promise that it will get picked up, but I can promise that we have a predominate executive producer pitching it to showtime, hobo, amazon, netflix AND we have a predominate director who is currently up for an academy award interested in the property. 
Once again, the entertainment business is a HARD industry to crack (especially when you are a dishonest fuck - oops, sorry).  But we are doing our best thanks to you!!! Within the next few weeks we will be announcing a show, which means only the backers will ever see the pilot.   OR we will be releasing the pilot and turning over the DVDS to FarFuture for distribution.  (this would require Ken actually producing the DVDs) Once again, thank you for all your help. 
Below is a 1 minute promo that the EP marketing team came up with to get the companies interested in picking up the show.  Yes, they used a lot of graphics from other shows, but this was never meant to be seen by anyone but high end executives who have to be spoon fead simple concepts. (what a fucking tool - I wonder if those high end executives actually read this shit flowing from Ken's mouth?)
But wait! What actually was in that 1 minute promo?
The video linked at the end is full of footage from the movie "Serenity", and while I love Firefly and Serenity, you aren't going to sell a TV show by using footage from a movie produced by a different studio.
Bingo! Ken, you are a tool. Go get your shine box 'cause you ain't foolin' anyone anymore!

22 comments:

  1. GRAMMAR CHECK YOUR SHIT, KEN.

    Predominate is a verb, not an adjective.

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    1. He's been criticized for his horrible grammar over and over and yet it gets worse. He probably felt clever attempting to use a "big word." It would help if you actually learn HOW to USE the big word you fucking idiot.

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    2. What the hell is a predominate director?

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  2. Whitken words how Whitken so chooses, just like how Whitken wastes crowdfunding money.

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  3. Fuck me running. you can't make shit up this crazy.

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  4. "spoon fead".
    And what's hobo? I mean - is it an internet TV, a distributor, or the next job he's applying for?

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    1. Yeah "HOBO" is Ken's new TV network he's launching. It features some of the most poorly written, amateurly filmed, hack-job produced shit EVER seen. The HOBO network takes pride in delivering absolutely nothing, while holding their dirty hand out asking for donations and stealing whenever they have the chance. Right now CEO Ken Shitwhit is hunched over his computer sceen in a dingy ass hideout, stuffing his fat face with pretzels, hard at work prodding the little hamster to woddle on that rusty wheel in his thick head in effort to think of more pathetic ways to rip people off. Lets not forget his occasional breaks he take to roll out of his chair, dust the food crumbs off his fat gut and take dozens of selfies like a fucking jackass and post them on facebook. I wonder if he even realizes how fucking cringe worthy and pathetic that makes him look? Then once he's satisfied with his pouty/angry/passive agressive selfies he spends time admiring on his own facebook, its back to the ol' grindstone. Ken is such an embarrasment to himself, so much fail on so many levels lol. I have to say I do enjoy wating this slow spiralling decent of shitwhit..it's the only true entertainment he's ever produced.

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  5. Yeah, he's giving it to us all right. A kiss would've been nice first, tho.

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    1. Well, if he'd taken us out to dinner first, we would have gotten stuck with the check.

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  6. I seriously need to get a subscription to Hobo. ��

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  7. Guess this was his answer to not being able to use all that CGI work he didn't pay for.

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  8. Here's the current nominated directors -
    George Miller
    Mad Max: Fury Road

    Nominee
    Adam McKay
    The Big Short

    Nominee
    Lenny Abrahamson
    Room

    Nominee
    Alejandro González Iñárritu
    The Revenant

    Nominee
    Tom McCarthy
    Spotlight

    Nominee

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  9. That sounds as legit as the Beowulf Mayday transmission.

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  10. I might be a little late to the show, but are all 5 female characters on the cover shot played by only 2 women?

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  12. Ken only polishes lie-turds like this when he's on the scam - so there's someone out there someone he's trying to grift money out of with this crap. Get the word out via social media, so he can't rip off anyone else.

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    1. This guy is a grifter of extraordinary magnitude. I am sure that is exactly what he is doing..

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  13. Looks like shitwhit's little "Pitch" video got ripped down by kickstarter... Maybe because he loaded it with a bunch of copyrighted material.

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  14. It got pulled but the link is till good apparently/ https://ksr-video.imgix.net/assets/005/201/303/c578b77d5b0fcb16fa83404f5765e226_h264_high.mp4

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