This would certainly fall under the "Dont's" category.
Just think, all johnnyy wants to raise is $250k...
Two paragraphs. Three periods. Wow.
There is medication that can help I think I shot may need now Fireball whiskey.
Hat tip goes to +Matthew Koelling of the Kicksnarker community on G+.
Music Monday - Firestarter - This berzerkartwerk piece reimagines Prodigy's Keith Flint as the Human Torch.
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That's just painful.ReplyDelete
Seems legit. I'm in for a grand.ReplyDelete
Wow. I think Kickstarter should require that each submission include a medical history statement so they can verify no one is off their meds.ReplyDelete
On closer inspection I am pretty sure this is a mildly amusing troll.Delete
I agree, it looks like an attempt at humor. Sadly it's a pretty piss poor attempt.Delete
Well at least he was smart enough to rip off a picture of pretty decent looking game store to illustrate the really bad store in his head.ReplyDelete
HAH...only one backer level at $100 and what you get is "free stuff from the store".ReplyDelete
Sounds legit...until he mails me some used shipping materials from his distributor.
Some things are probably better handled by a business loan.ReplyDelete
OUCH OUCH OUCH OUCH!!!ReplyDelete
His bio page is pretty good, too... "i would like to have my own store that people from all overy the work come to see it" (sic).ReplyDelete
On the other hand, if you're going to throw away $250k on a game store, it might as well be someone else's money!
I'm starting my Excelsior JohnnyGameStoreBucks printing press right now . . . Johnnydollars and Trollcents for as far as the eye can see . . . with that tasty Italian Boat-Show model holding the door so I can wedge my cardboard gaming table into the VIP Room.ReplyDelete
Awesome. Save vs. Sharing your Bourbon.
"...with that tasty Italian Boat-Show model holding the door so I can wedge my cardboard gaming table into the VIP Room..."Delete
I've never heard it called THAT before.
Damn. Now you've gone and hurt his feelings and Johnnyy cancelled the project. Sad.ReplyDelete