There once was a troll, with a loud bark
Empty of soul, it was gruesome and dark
All it could do, all it could be
Was petty and mean, for all to see
Loving attention and the misery of "tags"
It made a home amongst dung and rags.
Throwing it's shit to see what might stick
It was too dumb to know how bad it was sick.
Pity the troll, for in truth it is ill
Beware the troll, it will never get it's fill.
My poetry might suck, but you sir, are a sick little fuck.
OSR Commentary On CM1 Test of the Warlords by Douglas Niles & Adventurer Conqueror, King 1st edition Rpg - "The king requests your presence in the honorable kingdom of Norwold. If you're worthy, you may be appointed lord of a dominion filled with friendly villa...
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