Wednesday, July 6, 2011

The Once and Future Troll

There once was a troll, with a loud bark
Empty of soul, it was gruesome and dark

All it could do, all it could be
Was petty and mean, for all to see

Loving attention and the misery of "tags"
It made a home amongst dung and rags.

Throwing it's shit to see what might stick
It was too dumb to know how bad it was sick.

Pity the troll, for in truth it is ill
Beware the troll, it will never get it's fill.

My poetry might suck, but you sir, are a sick little fuck.


  1. Well done, sir. Well done. I quite like that verse :)

  2. "Throwing it's shit to see what might stick
    It was too dumb to know how bad it was sick."

    I like that line. Thanks for the chuckle and points well made.

  3. Very good! The troll has gone too far this time. It's sick and twisted with no redeeming value to it what so ever...

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  5. You and I go back, what, ten years? I appreciate your friendship all the way!

  6. Thanks all. Took about 10 minutes ( snuck it in between work). I'm pretty fast when motivated.

    10 great years Christian. I'm in for another 30 easy! Heh


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