Pssst! You say yer looking for a Hot Elf Chick? Are you sure you ain't looking for a Hot RPG, featuring Elves (and other wacky races)? It sure is chic!
Look at the links to the left. The links to the left are good for you. They are high in fiber and Hot Elf Chicks. Some even have decent role playing information.
You could even pretend to BE a Hot Elf Chick (guys, please don't try this... it's bad enough when you do it in a MMORPG... I certainly don't think I can handle you pretending to be a Hot Elf Chick at my dining room table. Gals? Have at it, it's damn HOT! ;)
(Thanks James... I have now been.... assimilated...)
The Minotaur for Old-School Essentials
*Requirements:* Minimum STR 9, Minimum CON 9
*Prime Requisite:* STR and CON
*Hit Dice:* 1d10
*Maximum Level:* 8
*Armor:* Leather, including shield...