Tenkar's Tavern: Hey, Who Painted My Hot Elf Chick Green?!?

Thursday, March 10, 2011

Hey, Who Painted My Hot Elf Chick Green?!?

Pssst! You say yer looking for a Hot Elf Chick? Are you sure you ain't looking for a Hot RPG, featuring Elves (and other wacky races)? It sure is chic!

Look at the links to the left. The links to the left are good for you. They are high in fiber and Hot Elf Chicks. Some even have decent role playing information.

You could even pretend to BE a Hot Elf Chick (guys, please don't try this... it's bad enough when you do it in a MMORPG... I certainly don't think I can handle you pretending to be a Hot Elf Chick at my dining room table. Gals? Have at it, it's damn HOT! ;)

(Thanks James... I have now been.... assimilated...)

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JamesMarch 10, 2011 at 9:04 PM
I used to know a gay male gamer who was always playing Hot Elf Chicks. You get used to it. :)
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Spawn of EndraMarch 10, 2011 at 9:54 PM
The OSR heeds no gender limitations, Tenkar!
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Carter SolesMarch 10, 2011 at 10:53 PM
I never played a hot elf chick, but I played a lady ranger once.
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JamesMarch 10, 2011 at 10:55 PM
Besides, it's the perfect time to have some fun with The Book of Erotic Fantasy...
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JamesMarch 10, 2011 at 10:58 PM
I never played a female character, though being in the DM seat 95% of the time, has something to do with that. I'd play a Hot Elf Chick. As long as I knew the DM wouldn't get all disturbed and off my character on purpose. :) Whenever my wife plays a fighter, she plays a Male Character. She acts all butch and stuff...
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Clovis CithogMarch 11, 2011 at 7:08 AM
I allow experienced gamers to role-play opposite gender PCs; however, cross-dressing is discouraged.
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Why "Swords & Wizardry?"

Believe me when I say I have them all in dead tree format. I have OSRIC in full size, trade paperback and the Player's Guide. I have LL and the AEC (and somewhere OEC, but I can't find it at the moment). Obviously I have Basic Fantasy RPG. Actually, I have the whole available line in print. Way too much Castles & Crusades. We all know my love for the DCC RPG. I even have Dark Dungeons in print, the Delving Deeper boxed set, Astonishing Swordsmen & Sorcerers of Hyperborea. BOTH editions of LotFP's Weird Fantasy and some dead tree copies of the Greyhawk Grognards Adventures Dark & Deep

I am so deep in the OSR when I come up for breath it's for the OSR's cousin, Tunnels & Trolls

So, out of all that, why Swords & Wizardry? Why, when I have been running a AD&D 1e / OSRIC campaign in Rappan Athuk am I using Swords & Wizardry and it's variant, Crypts & Things, for the second campaign? (Actually, now running a S&W Complete campaign, soon to be with multiple groups)

Because the shit works.

It's easy for lapsed gamers to pick up and feel like they haven't lost a step. I can house rule it and it doesn't break. It plays so close to the AD&D of my youth and college years (S&W Complete especially) that it continually surprises me. Just much less rules hopping than I remember. (my God but I can run it nearly without the book)

I grab and pick and steal from just about all OSR and Original resources. They seem to fit into S&W with little fuss. It may be the same with LL and the rest, but for me the ease of use fit's my expectations with S&W.

Even the single saving throw. That took me longer to adjust to, but even that seems like a natural to me now. Don't ask me why, it just does. Maybe it's the simplicity of it. At 45 52, simplicity and flexibility while remaining true to the feel of the original is an OSR hat trick for me ;)

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Hey, Who Painted My Hot Elf Chick Green?!?

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