We're a Couple of Late Kickstarters
by Erik Tenkar
We're a couple of late Kickstarters
We're a couple of late Kickstarters
What's the matter with late Kickstarters?
We don't give a shit!
We're not complete nor on time
Don't go 'round and bitch and whine!
Seems to us we're doing fine
We don't give a shit!
We may be different from the rest
Who decides the kind of test
Of what really is the best?
We're a couple of late Kickstarters
We're a couple of late Kickstarters
What's the matter with late Kickstarters?
We don't give a shit!
Why am I such an asshole?
Please don't tell me!
I already know
I don't respect you
I am such a ho
I am…
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