Now, ignoring the horrible spelling and grammar (making it "authentic Ken") look at the submitted image. (note - court documentation provided by the NotAnotherDime blog - the place for all things #ConManKen)
Now, let's peek at the ORIGINAL image:
Note - not the promised HQ release. Not pressed by Kenny. Not edited by Kenny. Not Shipped by Kenny. "Rescued" because Kenny failed at his obligations. That isn't "allegedly", those are facts.
Let's end with some words of wisdom from our very own "#conManKen:
Gee, I hope Kenny brings his game face to court next Wednesday. Ah, man, I need to get a press pass. ;)