Tenkar's Tavern's Top Ten List of Reasons To Kill Things and Take Their Stuff:
10 - Because they're evil!
9 - Because we're an evil party - duh!
8 - The barkeep looked at us strange.
7 - They would have attacked us if given the chance!
6 - Just because the DM says he's a poor, innocent villager doesn't mean he really is.
5 - We don't take prisoners
4 - Did you see the lip he gave the halfling?
3 - How else are we going to earn our expo?
2 - Because the DM didn't want us to kill 'em, so we had to.
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Dracula, The Hunters' Journals: 3 November; Dr. Seward's Diary
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Quick update from Dr. Seward.
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*Dr. Seward’s Diary (cont).*
*3 November.—We heard at Fundu that the launch had go...
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Stuff is good
ReplyDeleteTo decrease the surplus population! It's for the greater good!
ReplyDeleteBecause it is the only way to save the World/Kingdom/Village/Princess (and tips are appreciated).
ReplyDeleteIt's trickle-down economics, baby! When we rob the dragon we create jobs for our armorers, smiths and servants.
ReplyDeleteThe voices told us to ;)
ReplyDeleteDuh, because we are player characters!
ReplyDeleteThey had better stuff...
ReplyDeleteWe think at a certain point they’ve made enough money and we intend to spread the wealth.
ReplyDeleteThey checked out our female paladin's chain mail bikini!
ReplyDeleteWell, first is was all play and then someone kicked... and you know... they wouldn't need all that stuff anymore...
ReplyDeleteWell, first is was all play and then someone kicked... and you know... they wouldn't need all that stuff anymore...
ReplyDeleteOne my players used for committing genocide in the Kobold nursery, "We were preventing them from growing up evil"
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