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Thursday, January 5, 2012

Tenkar's Tavern's Top Ten List of Reasons To Kill Things andTake Their Stuff

Tenkar's Tavern's Top Ten List of Reasons To Kill Things and Take Their Stuff:

10 - Because they're evil!

9 - Because we're an evil party - duh!

8 - The barkeep looked at us strange.

7 - They would have attacked us if given the chance!

6 - Just because the DM says he's a poor, innocent villager doesn't mean he really is.

5 - We don't take prisoners

4 - Did you see the lip he gave the halfling?

3 - How else are we going to earn our expo?

2 - Because the DM didn't want us to kill 'em, so we had to.

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I leave the #1 answer in your able hands.

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12 comments:

  1. To decrease the surplus population! It's for the greater good!

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  2. Because it is the only way to save the World/Kingdom/Village/Princess (and tips are appreciated).

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  3. It's trickle-down economics, baby! When we rob the dragon we create jobs for our armorers, smiths and servants.

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  4. Duh, because we are player characters!

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  5. We think at a certain point they’ve made enough money and we intend to spread the wealth.

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  6. They checked out our female paladin's chain mail bikini!

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  7. Well, first is was all play and then someone kicked... and you know... they wouldn't need all that stuff anymore...

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  8. Well, first is was all play and then someone kicked... and you know... they wouldn't need all that stuff anymore...

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  9. One my players used for committing genocide in the Kobold nursery, "We were preventing them from growing up evil"

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