Wednesday, October 5, 2011

Sad Dragon Needs a Name

Just a quick update on the Naming the Nameless Dragon Poll. We currently have 43 readers that have cast votes with 3 days to go... nicely done! Keep 'em coming.

Feltothraxis has a bit of a "grass roots" movement behind it and is currently in the lead with 10 votes, followed by Sully, Tenkasarus and Ulduthindor in the top 3 spots.

With 3 days left to vote, it's still anyone's guess ;)


  1. And, Sully votes for Sully, which appears to have taken the lead!

  2. In this day and age of partisan politics, parties overcome by wandering monster checks, where voters are divided the only way to unite us all is to vote for Feltothraxis

  3. Only Sully can save us from the cruel cluelessness of he that is Feltothraxis.

    Who is willing to read the book so you don't have to? Sully!

    Who is willing to tell it like it is when telling it like it is isn't about telling like it is? Sully!

    Who is willing to stare at a cat's butt to get the job done? Sully!

    Who is working to overthrow the puppet masters and remove The Man's hand from the ass of all hard working hand puppets in the free world? Sully!

    Yes, ladies and gentlemen, only Sully can save us from the scourge of bad reviews with the humor of silly Sicilian voices. If you cast one vote in this contest, make your vote count and vote for Sully!.

    If you cast two votes in this contest, Vote for Sully and some other name that isn't Feltothraxis!

    Remember: Only YOU can make Sullly the Dragon's dreams come true!

  4. The two party system screws us man. Vote for Smok and he'll stop the Duke from regulating whether you eat your adventures raw or cooked.

  5. This just in noted Feltothraxis supporter JDJarvis slams the Sullian's dungeon recycling initiative.


  6. This fear-mongering by some Feltothraxis supporters must stop!

    As true dungeon-dwellers know, all dungeon denizens are important and valued members of the underground economy.

    In truth, Sully HAS consorted with Gelatinous Cubes and Rust Monsters--and he's damned proud to call these hard-working citizens of these fine catacombs employees, neighbors, and yes, even friends.

    Let the record show that Caroline G. Cube is employed by Sully to clean his lair on a semi-annual basis, and if you check with The Mad Archmage's tax collector, you will find that all the proper paperwork and tax contributions are in order.

    Sully is particularly pained that those in the Feltothraxis camp are playing the Rust Monster card. Sully's best friend since his hatchling days is a Rust Monster, although Sully reports that he goes to great lengths to visit Harold on neutral ground (usually in an underground temple of one of the Orcus cults) lest his own hoard be turned to rust.

    Mister Feltothraxis, this whisper campaign must end! We cannot afford to split the party any further unless it results in tasty, tasty halfling pie.

    In this golden age, in this renaissance of yesteryears, we must look back toward the future to find our way from the past into a better present tomorrow!

    Vote for Sully!


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