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Monday, July 6, 2015

Kickstarter - Bones III - The Viagra of Miniatures



Do you wish you had more miniatures in your collection?

If so, Bones III is the Kickstarter for you!

Launching tomorrow, July 7th, Bones III brings you more of that mostly hard white stuff that you can paint and turn into mostly professionally painted stuff! (Results not typical. Reaper is not responsible for ugly, poorly painted Bones miniatures.)

Still have hundreds of unpainted minis from Bones I and II? With Bones III, you can add hundreds more to that number!

Make no "bones" about it, Reaper brings affordable miniatures to the unwashed masses of amateur miniature painting!

Get your Bones III today! Er, we mean tomorrow.

(Painting Bones Miniatures can lead to eye strain. Purchasing all three Bones Miniatures Kickstarters can lead to endless years of miniature painting and failed relationships. Consult your DM before bringing Bones Miniatures to the gaming table, as they may not use miniatures in their campaign. Be advised that some campaigns do not allow unpainted miniatures to be used at the gaming table. Bones Miniatures are made of plastic and may pose a choking hazard for immature players. Reaper not responsible for ingested paint nor proper display or storage of miniatures, painted or otherwise.)


6 comments:

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    1. put 'em in the microwave and slog them down to 25 mm ;)

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    2. Or just remove their shins: "An army of Dorfs appear before you."

      "Dwarves, okay, we can... wait... what?"

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  2. Awesome, love the disclaimer at the end! I'll be in again but for a modest amount once again.

    (I'm the guy who doesn't give a damn about mixed scales, but I can be an arsehole about unpainted minis on the table)

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  3. Heroic 28mm gives me a big rubbery one.

    May get some paint.

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  4. I backed the first two for way too much, and here I go again. It was the pack mule this time.

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