Somehow, someway, I never saw THAC0: The Movie until now. Sure, it's a fan made movie, but some things are spot on!
Negotiate with Kobolds!?! They are there for you to kill them and take their stuff! heh
Heck, Neil Gaiman made a 5 second cameo - it's gotta be cool ;)
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