Another Snapple Real Fact

Apparently the earlier Snapple Real-Facts are retired but can still be found online. I particularly like real fact #1.

A Goldfish's attention span is 3 seconds.

Think about that for a second... actually, make that 3 seconds. Boom, it's gone. On to the next thing.

So, if we made out next OSR styled landshark based on the Goldfish, you'd have a terror that is easily distracted (and would be a real pretty gold-orange color but I digress). Land-Goldie if you will. And if you over feed it, it dies. Throw some more peasants in it's way. Wait, that's a Chivalry & Sorcery move. Yes, I am trying really hard to wade thru the 2nd edition, but I seem to have the attention fan of a goldfish.

Snapple Facts - Let's Duel!

Snapple "Real Fact" 907 - Dueling is legal in Paraguay as long as both parties are registered blood donors.

How cool (and totally f'ed up) is that? Major reason not to give blood in Paraguay if you ask me.

Still, you could easily port this little tidbit into a sc-fi setting. Or a South American Old Ones horror campaign.