Sometimes you need the silly. Sometimes the silly needs you. And at all times, you need beer.
Brewer's Best Spell Level - Cleric 1 / Druid 1 / Magic-User 1 Range - Touch
Duration - Immediate
This spell turns 2 pints (1 quart) of water per caster level, drinkable or not, into a decent beer or ale of the caster's choice. A pinch of hops and a pinch of yeast for a pale ale or lager type, and optional pinches for other types of brew (casters may experiment or research other types). This is an effective way to turn stale water into sanitary beer.
(edited to add caster level into the spell description)
The Minotaur for Old-School Essentials
*Requirements:* Minimum STR 9, Minimum CON 9
*Prime Requisite:* STR and CON
*Hit Dice:* 1d10
*Maximum Level:* 8
*Armor:* Leather, including shield...