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Friday, January 20, 2017

ConManKen - Pick Axe Savior Short - A Role Made for Ken


Every Savior has a Story by #ConManKen. Wait, I use the #ConManKen hashtag too liberally? Lets refer to the hashtag expert:

Fuck! The hashtags are longer than the post itself. Oh, BTW #TheWalkingDead

Still, I apologize. All this is delaying you from watching Ken in the role built for him: a homicidal, brutish man of minimal intellect. At at least he didn't have to reach too far inside himself to find inspiration. BTW, it says "Six Comments" over on Youtube but I don't actually see any. It also appears you can't like it or dislike it at Youtube, but I could be wrong.

Marcus gets an axe to his head and Ken's wife stabs him in the gut and he likes it.


Fuck me! Blogger uploaded it twice and I can't delete the extra.

Don't watch it twice! I implore you!

9 comments:

  1. I love how he has given a name to his role as "extra". This guy is just... ugh. When will the imaginary police lock me up for imaginary crimes against this piece of slime?

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    1. and THEN slapped a copyright on the character.

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    2. according to Ken, he is fictitious. I kinda had a feeling

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    3. If you write, direct, produce, and star in a film about yourself... it isn't a fan film. It's theatrical masturbation.

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  2. He actually finished a film project...

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    1. That project isn't finished until someone puts a wooden stake through the hard drive and kills it with fire (or other aggravated damage). Otherwise that project is only going to get knocked down into torpor and will survive to be viewed again.

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  3. What about the highly anticipated debut of a girl downtown at Sundance this weekend. So he does this instead along with spam tag everyone and everything related.

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    1. "Girl Downtown" died rather quickly after it's GoFundMe flopped. It's IMDB page vanished and there is hardly any mention of it anywhere. There is no mention of it at all among at least the top 5 or 6 listed cast member's personal IMDB pages. It seems like part of it was filmed and ended up being someone's demo tape... Not sure, though. And so it goes...

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  4. I've seen better acting in a grade school play... wow that was just painful

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