Why is it then whenever you misplace a D4, you always find it later when you step on it barefoot?
Why does the AD&D 2e series of "Complete Handbooks" seem gratuitous and incomplete at the same time? Why the heck did Halflings and Gnomes have to share a book? Short stature discrimination? Seems like Gnomes have been getting the shaft for over 20 years...
Has anyone seen "Your Highness" yet? Is it as bad as I fear? Better then I could hope? At the very least, better then the Dungeons & Dragons movie?
I have a local bodega that states on it's awning: "Open 25 HRS". Did they actually find a way to squeeze an extra hour into the day? Can I buy into that?
Okay, enough musing for this morning :)
Obviously, time runs differently in that bodega. I wouldn't spend too much time there if I were you, temporal anomalies are things best left to professionals.
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Gnomes have been getting the shaft for 20 years or more.
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