One of the Taverners (yep, that's the name we're going with for The Tavern's army of investigators) brought the Phoenix Legacy: Core Rules to my attention. He also said "watch the video"
So, let me say unto you - watch the fucking video. Well, at least listen. You too will be in fear of the Woofman! (thanks to my wife for catching this and making me play that part back a half dozen times)
Rach: "He wants $5,000 for this bullshit and he couldnt pay some schlub off the street to do a better voiceover?"
Yes, it is that painful. The fact that the last 90 seconds of the video is scrolling credits is simply icing on the cake.
Below is the entire project, with the exception of the $80 level (I'll add that below)
Here, let's go point by point.:
1 - This sounds like they need someone to actually write the rules
2 - Uhm, try OneBookShelf. And edit your shit.
3 - Something tells be this is never going to happen.
4 - Isn't this much like #1? Again, edit your shit.
5 - Edit your... never mind. I'm tired
6 - Yeah, whatever.
As for the Risks and Challenges:
2% to 3% of the RPG Market in the first six months? 3% to 5% in 18 months? WTF is he smoking!?! There isnt even a physical product being offered.
|WTF does this mean? Edit your FUCKING SHIT|
Do you even get a PDF copy?